pole vault quotes or funny sayings

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Unread postby Darth Vaulter » Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:27 am

ACvault wrote:

Two words
"DARTH VAULTER"

I like this one too, but I'm probably biased.
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Unread postby TOMAS » Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:45 am

The pole isn't hard , but you are so soft !


Maby there are some mistakes, but you know what that means !

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Unread postby hellomotto08 » Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:12 pm

just to sum up my favorite ones (i might have modified one of them)


A few great things/quotes about vaulters...

1. We get high on fiberglass
2. The stiffer the pole, the better the ride
3. Bigger Poles, Better Penetration
4. Chick's dig big stick's
5. We put the Pole In the hole and Penetrate the Pit
6. Any girl can Dance on a pole... I can fly on mine
7. It takes a good plant to get high
8. Vaulters do it in the air
9. When we get high, or parents are proud.
10. Getting high is my anti-drug
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Unread postby Steve-O » Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:45 am

"Good my jump will be done" - Bubka

"You know I'm on such big poles, if I don't do everything just right, I could die" - Terry Womack

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Unread postby bvpv07 » Thu Jul 13, 2006 4:18 am

Steve-O wrote:"You know I'm on such big poles, if I don't do everything just right, I could die" - Terry Womack


hahaha...I hadn't seen that one before (said, I'm assuming, with an impressive emphasis on the word "die") :P
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Unread postby Vault Chick » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:32 pm

This one isn't funny or anything, but it is my favorite pv quote. "I'm not too focused on who I'm vaulting against. The competition at the meet is more me against the crossbar." -Nick Hysong

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Unread postby Powervaulter » Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:16 pm

At my first practice with the Canadian national pole vault coach, Zdenick Krykorka, the first time I run down the runway, he says to me:

"You know, you're about as slow as my grandmother, and she's been dead for 5 years!"

He's the best pole vault coach that I've had.

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Unread postby bel142 » Sun Aug 27, 2006 9:23 am

First two quotes are from my coach, Dub Jones

"brad, you gotta jump like you like chicks, that’s how I always do it..."

Secondly i was up at Princeton and no heighted, later in the week some men walked into our club and wanted to talk to experienced vaulters, this is Dub introducing me to those men....

"yea this is Brad, he was no heighting up at Princeton this weekend... He's doin' the club proud!"

Thirdly was from a long jumper who competed for the Lebanese '96 Olympic team.
I was having major problems with my vault and in one of our many times speaking, these words have stuck out in my head; I was explaining to him what was going on in my vault

"Brad if you tell your self ‘your not ready to compete’, then you never will be ready to compete" -Gabby-

And the last is from my mother...

"Brad, if your not smiling when you walk off that matt, ill come down there and bloody well kill you...."

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Unread postby rainbowgirl28 » Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:15 pm

bel142 wrote:First two quotes are from my coach, Dub Jones

"brad, you gotta jump like you like chicks, that’s how I always do it..."


That definitely sounds like Dub :)

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Unread postby Sean/vaulter/naeS » Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:47 pm

my coach said this the day of the state meet this year to just loosen the mood and relax us all

"hey guys if you don't know what to do on the dance floor, just row the boat" and then he did this really dumb dance move and said "so today if you dont know what to do just row the boat" we did it all meet and we took state so it might work.
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Unread postby patybobady » Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:25 pm

I am thinking of making a t-shirt with some of these for my vaulters...Anyone object to it getting on a shirt (i doubt any are copyrighted). Just the clean ones...Is this legal tender? Or shananegians?

Thanks and let me know,

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Unread postby drcurran » Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:20 pm

Not a "T" shirt saying / quote, but it could be. When the students I worked with found out I vaulted in HS and College, they of course, would ask - " were you any good". I always answered "I was OK, and if I had jumped higher I would have been in the Olympics". That quickly translated to "Coach Curran almost made the Olympic Team! I think some never did figure out what I said. Good for a laugh!

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