10 Reasons to Date a Pole Vaulter

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10 Reasons to Date a Pole Vaulter

Unread postby Lord of the Poles » Wed Jun 16, 2004 6:51 pm

Found this as my friend Michelle's away message...she's a pole vaulter from the eastern part of MA...

10 reasons to date a pole vaulter

10. we know how to handle a big pole
9. we are used to going up & down
8. we're very strong
7. we work well under pressure
6. tight uniforms
5. we are willing to sacrifice our bodies
4. we're always in control
3. we have perfect hip rotation
2. we put the pole in the box
1. we get great penetration

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Unread postby blazerunner121 » Wed Jun 16, 2004 7:51 pm

its either sex or getting high on drugs. ;)

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Re: 10 Reasons to Date a Pole Vaulter

Unread postby RoySloppy » Wed Jun 16, 2004 10:37 pm

Lord of the Poles wrote:Found this as my friend Michelle's away message...she's a pole vaulter from the eastern part of MA...

10 reasons to date a pole vaulter

10. we know how to handle a big pole
9. we are used to going up & down
8. we're very strong
7. we work well under pressure
6. tight uniforms
5. we are willing to sacrifice our bodies
4. we're always in control
3. we have perfect hip rotation
2. we put the pole in the box
1. we get great penetration


its funny cause not all vaulters have all these qualities these lists always make me laugh, cause like the crappy vaulters dont do all those things (not saying i do them all either)
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Re: 10 Reasons to Date a Pole Vaulter

Unread postby Beam » Thu Jun 17, 2004 12:50 pm

Lord of the Poles wrote:Found this as my friend Michelle's away message...she's a pole vaulter from the eastern part of MA...

10 reasons to date a pole vaulter

10. we know how to handle a big pole
9. we are used to going up & down
8. we're very strong
7. we work well under pressure
6. tight uniforms
5. we are willing to sacrifice our bodies
4. we're always in control
3. we have perfect hip rotation
2. we put the pole in the box
1. we get great penetration


Hey, I date a pole vaulter and she does all of these things! :D
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SOMEONE to carry your poles LOL

Unread postby Bruce Caldwell » Thu Jun 17, 2004 1:53 pm

#1 reason to date a polevaulter ladies is to get a guy who will carry your poles to and from the meets GRIN
LOL
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Re: SOMEONE to carry your poles LOL

Unread postby Skyin' Brian » Thu Jun 17, 2004 2:27 pm

ESSX wrote:#1 reason to date a polevaulter ladies is to get a guy who will carry your poles to and from the meets GRIN
LOL

that is sad but true

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Re: SOMEONE to carry your poles LOL

Unread postby rainbowgirl28 » Thu Jun 17, 2004 5:50 pm

ESSX wrote:#1 reason to date a polevaulter ladies is to get a guy who will carry your poles to and from the meets GRIN
LOL


I think this should be a requirement of any guy I date, pole vaulter or not :P

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Re: SOMEONE to carry your poles LOL

Unread postby CowtownPV » Fri Jun 18, 2004 8:32 am

ESSX wrote:#1 reason to date a polevaulter ladies is to get a guy who will carry your poles to and from the meets GRIN
LOL

I thought the women wanted to be treated as equals!
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Unread postby Scott Go Pre » Mon Jul 05, 2004 1:46 pm

Three other Reasons to date a pole vaulter:

1. We have longer poles!
2. We get our pole up quicker!
3. We always clean when finished!
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Unread postby Lord of the Poles » Mon Jul 05, 2004 2:12 pm

LOL...nice additions Scott
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Unread postby ArodPV » Mon Jul 05, 2004 2:21 pm

wow.. i love pole vault people. :)


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Unread postby Scott Go Pre » Thu Jul 15, 2004 5:06 pm

Two other reasons to date a vaulter:

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